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Kosmo's Homeroom
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Digger's Homeroom |
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Awards |
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Homerooms throw balls at each other in a cruel
and unusual manner. When you are hit by a ball and fail to catch it
you are out of the game. The last person standing wins for their
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Incoming |
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Somebody get that guy a belt,
suspenders...something! |
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Donald, can you protect the harem? |
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Kim's out |
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All this work is making me thirsty |
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No comment |
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break it down now |
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Now it's Boys vs Girls |
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Go girls! |
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Donald's throw.... |
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WHACK...got her...she's out! |
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We need a time out! |
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Working on a new strategy |
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The boys remain confident |
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Even hanging back by the fence didn't help. |
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Just cuz they killed us doesn't mean we can't
have fun. |
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Each homeroom gathers at one end of the rope and
whoever pulls the other teams knot across the line wins. |
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Everybody in position.. |
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Ready... |
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Pull.. |
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High five
Digger's win
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You must fling 5 beer coasters inside or within a
coaster length of the plate where points are added up and go toward a team
total. |
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Lynne gets the spot light |
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You try to flick 10 smoke butts into a Maxwell
House coffee can. (rubber gloves optional) |
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The competitors were "smokin'" |
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The edge went to Kosmo's team with a 5 person
smoker advantage to Digger's one (Smitty) even though Kosmo's only ended
up winning by one point it was a close match. |
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Crit cans only 1, how lame! |
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Ahhhh the girls get to rest the whistles |
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Look at Chet focus |
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or maybe it's the reach as he sinks 3 for his
team |
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Stacey's pulls out his 2 |
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Smitty, the only hopeful for Dig's, knocks in
only 2 |
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Danny, an occasional cigar smoker, nets 3 |
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Donny got burned with ZERO |
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Kari's choice to kick the habit several years
ago hurts her as she missed them all too. |
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Guys are to blow up the inflatable bone, place it
between his leg and run up to the girl where he puts it between her legs
and both run to the finish line connected together. |
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Billy you need to be saving your oxygen for that
bone. |
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BLOW |
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HARDER |
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FASTER |
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Yes Blake, it goes down there. |
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Let's go guys!!! |
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Chet...it's limp..how do you expect to be a
winner with that? |
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Not happenin' |
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Blake said "Look Laura is still laying on
the ground over there" |
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At least he could come over here and help me up! |
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hmmmmmm |
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Female partner runs up to a pair of jeans, places
in one leg and runs to their partner where he puts in his leg and they run
to the finish together. |
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Stacey works the camera while flexing the bicept. |
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I NEED MORE BEER...I SAID MORE..NOWWWW!!! |
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Get up Nancy...you're facing the wrong way. |
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Buffy and Dan the winners |
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Kim and Lynne-2nd |
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Kari and Smitty-3rd
Leslie and Keith-4th
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Laura and Blake-5th |
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Diane and Donny- 6th
Nancy and Billy- 7th
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Lisa and Lush-8th/last place |
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Here Kari, you might as well take these back,
they didn't do crap for us. |
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Toss a water balloon to your partner and take a
step back after every successful catch. Furthest distance wins. |
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1st throw in the way back...see it? Catch
it Leslie...and she did. |
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Please do not cross the white line, otherwise
YOUR OUT! |
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And back to you Keith.. |
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Incoming Kim and Crit! |
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Catch it Stacey! |
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Stacey and.... |
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Christine were second place finishers |
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Leslie and Keith first place |
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Another for Dig's as Abby blows the whistle to
confirm the win.. |
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Made it through without anyone getting a wet tee
shirt! Sorry guys. |
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Girls are blindfolded and must follow sound of
partners voice where once they are found the girls puts blue eye shadow
and the guys. Refs decide the winners. |
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Cover your eyes |
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No peeking... |
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Listen for your partners voice to guide you to
him. |
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Get that blue shadow on those lids! |
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Lush and Lisa-2nd place
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Keith and Leslie-3rd place |
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Stacey and Crit-4th place |
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Nothin' |
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Fill in the names beside the 8th grade faces of
the SSD competitors. |
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Diane and Kari got their papers taken away for
cheating. |
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The grading process |
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Fill in the names beside 8th grade classmates. |
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Rita, Lewis, Kacey, Kuck, Diane, Charles, Donald,
Steven, Cheryl, Timothy, Vyvyen, Felicia, Robert, Walter, Doyle |
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Must use a #2 pencil or you will be
disqualified. |
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Girls only...must find beginning of thread on the
spool, thread the needle (without bifocals), and tie in a knot. |
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1st-Kim, 2nd-Leslie, 3rd Buffy |
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Sew...what's new girls? |
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Everyone was given 2 pieces of one-year old
gum....must unwrap, chew, and hold a bubble. |
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Begin unwrapping |
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Chew |
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Chew |
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Note: Nobody's fillings were harmed during this
event. |
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Blow |
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One contestant is selected to represent his
homeroom. He must eat a bowl of hamburg gravy over mashed potatoes
made fresh from the cafeteria.... without using hands. |
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.....whistle....CHOW! |
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Brian and David |
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Oh no! |
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Come on...you can keep it down! |
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Too much at once so back in the bowl it goes.. |
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You got it licked Lush |
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Lush prevails |
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Boys and Girls event. Last one sitting when
the music is cut wins. |
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Bye bye Nancy
Buffy what are you smiling about...you're not long for the game:(
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YEAH
Crit, your out!
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Hip check |
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Diane rules the thrown |
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Whoa |
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Dan you are toast |
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Brian won |
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Open the paper bag, tear lock out of packaging
find the combination and open the lock.
(sorry to those whose lunch we used to steal and eat)
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Buffy 1st place and scores the Jesus Loves Me
ribbon
Kim took 3rd |
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Laura 6th
Lisa a disappointing 7th (was a favorite to place from previous experience)
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Start by chugging a beer, jump rope 10X, play
mini basketball, write at the desk "I will not talk in class"
5X, paddle ball 5X, unlock the lunch box and throw back a Jell-O shot. |
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Do I detect a ROY (rumor on yard) happening? |
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Am I supposed to print or write? |
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Crit is 7th with 2 min 45 sec |
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Dan in action, finishes 6th with 2 min 45sec |
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Stacey sucked...9th place with 3 min 47 sec |
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Jump Lush Jump, gets 2nd with 2 min .07 sec |
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Keith opens lunch box only to miss first place by
.03 seconds! He claimed sabotage...said someone tied a knot in the
jump and that cost him extra time to untangle it. |
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I will not talk in class |
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Grand Champ
2 min .05 seconds |
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Boys and Girls event.
One chance to throw an IC aluminum bottle "shot put
style". Furthest measurement wins.
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Hold your applause |
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Nancy 7th with 34ft |
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Smitty 3rd with 63ft |
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Laura 9th with 33ft 7in |
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Look in the trees you can see the IC in action
Diane 6th with 39ft 8 in
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Kim combines the 50 yard dash into the Shot Put
and it works for a 2nd place finish with 46ft |
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Hike 'em up |
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Billy for 5th with 59ft 4in |
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Leslie can rest with a monstrous heave of 48ft
for a 1st finish. |
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Another one bites the dust |
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Chet falls to 7th with 55ft |
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Where did I go wrong? I threw it all
away...the only thing I can do now is play the air guitar. |
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Chuck (sub) 2nd with 67ft 3in |
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Measure it up Marge |
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Another ROY? Just like school! |
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Stacey got 8th place with 48ft 4"
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Kari stunk for 10th/last place with 31ft 4in |
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CHRISTINE YOUR NEXT!!!! and I need another
beer... |
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Christine measures 43 ft for a 3rd place finish. |
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The wind up... |
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the throw... |
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and yes baby...but wait, you got 4th and that doesn't
count for points, oh well it landed at 61ft 4in |
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Okay...I need to beat 48ft? |
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How about settling for an A+ for form and 5th
place with 41ft |
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But Kim this is my weakest event, my little wrists put me at a
disadvantage for the Shot Put.... |
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Chet and Di size up Lisa's throw but Lisa is
happy with her 8th place finish at 33ft 10in |
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The hell with these cups give me the pitcher. |
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Will anyone dare to drink the prop? |
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Too dangerous...forced to be canceled. |
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Take your mark |
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Ready |
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Set |
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Fall |
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The much needed first aid station |
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Boo hoo |
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Members of the First Aid Club are from the left: Leslie,
Christine, Laura and Nancy. Missing at time photo was taken
(probably cuz they were at the beer tent) David, Lisa, and Lynne
CHRISTINE bit it during battle ball
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LISA gets a smack in the ass in battle ball |
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DAVID kisses the turf at the IC Shot Put |
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LAURA trips during Bad to the Bone Race |
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Lynne takes an unexpected hip check blow to the
ground at Musical Chairs. |
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Nancy is caught in the zipper during Digger's LR Dungaree Race. |
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Leslie's injury during the Standing Broad Jump
puts her on the bench for the rest of the day. |
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Who knew this would be the last dance?? |
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