WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION

Upon arrival students were presented with their name on a brown paper lunch bag loaded with 70's items: striped tube socks, bandanas, SSD 2007 tee shirts, pop rocks, fizz candy, and mood rings. Those who arrived after the bell went off were paddled and sent to the corner. It was then time for the Morning Announcements where Daniel filled in on flag duty with the mannequin and Rhonda enthusiastically talked in the PA system:

"The Morning Announcements are as follows....."

"Please rise for the National Anthem and remain standing for the Pledge of Allegiance."

"Good morning, today is July 21st Superstar Day 2007, welcome participants. Would the following students please report to Kosmo's Corner: Christine, Stacey, Laura, Blake, Lisa, Brian, Kimberly, Charles, Nancy, and William. Also would Kari, Jeffery, Leslie, Keith, Barbara, Daniel, Diane, Donald, David, and Lynne please report to Digger's Den."

"As a reminder during lunch all students are required to stay in cafeteria area throughout the lunch mod...enforced due to an incident of person(s) stealing tests during the recent ice cream social. Failure to comply by the rules will result in immediate expulsion."

"A special congratulations goes out to: Lisa Strandberg for the removal of her third nipple, Nancy Aiello on her latest piercing, and Diane Ferrari for once again eluding jail time. That concludes our announcements, have a nice day."

	Security arrival
	Registration
	What the hell do you want me to do now??
	The middle school gym uniform...just grab one from the box.
	Your ass is mine!
	Brian is the first paddled for being late
	SMACK
	Kim, who did arrive on time, likes being spanked for fun.
	Ohhhh say can you see....
	By the dawns early light.
	I pledge allegiance to the flag
	of the United States of America
	and to the republic
	for all the beer stands......ha ha ha ha hah ah
	First shot of the day to settle the nerves
	Teams take your marks
	Kosmo's THE RED TEAM
	Digger's THE BLUE TEAM

	Kim, still enjoying the tingling of the paddle
	Go team


	One two three BREAK
	Let the games begin!!!!
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